
We have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Skim milk should never try to pretend that it is actual milk the same way as tofu should never pretend that it is meat. And lying becomes worse when it involves food. Lying is the one thing we really hate in the world.

Which is water that is lying about being milk. There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk.

Let us all be like April in the sense that we do not listen to what our enemies have to say but still disagree with them and end up winning the argument or even the entire war.

I wasn’t listening, but I strongly disagree with Ann. It sounds sad, but it can actually be funny when delivered well by one of the characters on a sitcom. We usually try to keep ourselves preoccupied just so we can forget what proles we have in our lives. Most of us actually feel this way on a regular basis. If I keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair. That means that the best way for you to be friends with a grumpy introvert workmate is by making sure that you avoid any kind of social interaction with him as much as you can. No introvert wants anyone in the workplace to disturb his peace while he is working. This is for all of those grumpy introverts out there. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. We may not agree with his interpretation of what luck is, but we can all agree that he has a funny way of explaining what luck is. Ron SwansonĪ classic line that truly embodies Ron Swanson’s strong and stoic character, he explains the concept of luck in a way only he can. I’d wish you the best of luck, but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures. He was obviously trying to sound intelligent and sweet while also saying something that is clearly dumb and stupid. But his silliness can be summed up in this classically hilarious line. Andy DwyerĬhris Pratt has come a long way from his character as the adorable yet dumb worker in Parks and Recreation. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible. Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I, too, will be looking at a moon. But what made this scene funny were the circumstances of it all and the way Amy Poehler’s character Leslie Knope was able to deliver the line. There are moments when every fiber in your being just simply hurts, and then you want to go away. Trust us when we say that we have all been through the same kind of feeling before. The gloominess of the character’s personality, as well as his brand of dark comedy, can be seen in this line that can make any fan say classic Ron Swanson.Įverything hurts, and I’m dying.

Probably the most popular male character on the show is the stoic Ron Swanson, who is known for delivering funny lines without showing any signs of emotion whatsoever. On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time. And if you are a fan of the show, here are some of the funniest lines that are sure to give you laughs. That is why this show is still often considered one of the standards for what a sitcom should be. It has a lot of memorable moments that can be attributed to its equally memorable cast and its hilarious lines. One of the greatest comedy shows of the last decade is Parks and Recreation.
